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19. Taken. Pie

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

edhatesyou:

lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

DO NOT TRY AND SELL THIS THEY WILL FIND YOUR HOUSE AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND

richassness:

Damn I use to watch this every morning

aonootaku:

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

cainora:

the legend of korra rewatch / countdown to book 4

episodes 2x07 and 2x08 / 10 days to book 4

pondermoofin:

princesshollyofthesouthernisles:

rileylaroux:

mistahgrundy:

ca-tsuka:

"Disney Villains Perfume" by japanese artist Ruby Spark.

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i saw that one was missing

^ I am crying. I just. YES X’D

sixpenceee:

The Patterson Tape stabilized. The Patterson Tape is the most famous stop-motion picture of an unidentified subject we have all come to know as Bigfoot. (Video)

sixpenceee:

The Patterson Tape stabilized. The Patterson Tape is the most famous stop-motion picture of an unidentified subject we have all come to know as Bigfoot. (Video)

tavbro:

rurone:

zorobro:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

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If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.

ohh my goodness i just made it and it’s actually really good

tmirai:

Foam and Worbla armour MEGA TUTORIAL

Tutorial by AmenoKitarou

Super duper awesome and helpful! I am totally going to try this out for my Garrosh cosplay.

bri-loves-cats:

ramblingsarcasm:

king-samanthian:

forget-the-maps:

Want

Calvin and Hobbes: the college years

WHAT.

Y’know, I scrolled past this and thought to myself, “yeah, this is pretty cute, but I’m not gonna reblog it.”

Until I saw that last gif.

tonedbellyplease:

BANANA ICE CREAM. How do you make it?

  1. Slice up your bananas.
  2. Throw ‘em in the freezer until icy and cold.
  3. Blend blend blend.
  4. Add just a splash of milk.
  5. Devour.

carishinlove:

Not a process but just wanted to show what it looked like before all the extra stuff. Getting better at poses though :p

never-let—it-die:

aprillynn1995:

kateordie:

jxninjv:

viajeremy:

hit like a brick

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I’ve posted this before but god, I love this comic.

never-let—it-die

Every night