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Hello Everyone. Welcome to mein Tumblr. I am a kid at heart. I work hard, worry even harder and well, i post weird stuff. if you dont like it, the unfollow button is up there. if not, please enjoy. ask me stuff, im pretty cool and easy to talk to. Enjoy your Day :D

songofages:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

theroguefeminist:

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

this series of pictures is also a great response to:
"women aren’t objectified"
"sexism is over"
and
"men are objectified too"

For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times… before the Empire.

opioide:

Kodamas (木霊): are mythical spirits of Japan, inhabitants of the thick woods. They usually have a human appearance and each individual is unique in appearance and personality. It is said that can occur in non-human forms, and can appear as beautiful or terrible as they wish. Most cases appear to have an adorable look.

opioide:

Kodamas (木霊): are mythical spirits of Japan, inhabitants of the thick woods. They usually have a human appearance and each individual is unique in appearance and personality. It is said that can occur in non-human forms, and can appear as beautiful or terrible as they wish. Most cases appear to have an adorable look.

dalehan:

That second image.

crimson-sun:


"It’s not her fault. She was programmed with the saddest backstory…"
Wreck-It Ralph. Spoilery comic under the cut.
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crimson-sun:

"It’s not her fault. She was programmed with the saddest backstory…"

Wreck-It Ralph. Spoilery comic under the cut.

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artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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kaltspiegel:

I made a compilation of scenes from the entire first season of Hannibal and removed eveything that had people in it.
I present you… Hannibal. Without people.

Music by David Firth

viva-la-prussia:

collide-with-the-pie:

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:


nneeeuuhhhuehuehue


IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

somebody please explain this ;-;

ducks have corkscrew shaped penises

viva-la-prussia:

collide-with-the-pie:

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:

nneeeuuhhhuehuehue

IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

somebody please explain this ;-;

ducks have corkscrew shaped penises


Varma Kalai (meaning “the art of vital points”) is an ancient martial art which has its origins in Tamil Nadu, India. The art itself originally began as a healing art from Varma Cuttiram (the “Tamil science of medicine”), which later turned into a martial art, thus the name Varma Kalai.
mardb.com

Varma Kalai (meaning “the art of vital points”) is an ancient martial art which has its origins in Tamil Nadu, India. The art itself originally began as a healing art from Varma Cuttiram (the “Tamil science of medicine”), which later turned into a martial art, thus the name Varma Kalai.

mardb.com

i-am-a-fandom-warrior:

CAN

WE

TALK

ABOUT

THESE

MEN

AND

THESE

ADORABLE

ANIMALS

????

OKAY SO NOW I’M SEEING

WHY WE DON’T BECAUSE

IT’S WAYYYY TO CUTE TO HANDLE